Let the Devil wear Black, for I'll have a Suit of Sables

Doubt thou the stars are fire;
Doubt that the sun doth move;
Doubt truth to be a liar;
But never doubt I love... your sweater
Is it Cashmere?
And you're using that whitening toothpaste I see. I must say, it is doing wonders for your smile.

Poster for a Swedish production of Hamlet, via Sydney Arts Journo