It has been eons since I have seen you. I think of you often.
I have, in my time, seen a duck fart turn into a peacock.
Here is how the transformation began.
Drinker sat at a bar with a shot glass layered with Kahlua, then Baileys, then Canadian Club. This was quickly consumed then followed by several more, then several more. At this point, said drinker not only felt better looking, but assumed everyone round them was much prettier too.
Where once sat ducks, now sat Peacocks.
One can only assume that there would have been quite a few duck farts consumed before the marriage of Jordan and Peter Andre and also when deciding this outfit was the way to go.
Fashion lessons from gay icons. Methinks my life is only going to be fabulousness from now on.